Is your house gross? Anonymous poll

[been]

My room is a warzone.... It smells like a mixture of hoppes #9 and old taco bell. good luck walking across the room without stepping on some empty casing or maybe a screw form an old project.

 

[Glocktogo]

I'm usually not satisfied with the condition of my home and my office sometimes gets fairly cluttered before I pick up. However, almost every home I've been in in the past 5 years is at least as messy as mine and most are far worse, so I can live with it.

 

[redmax51]

We have the house professionally cleaned, by Molly Maids, every 2 weeks so it's never very messy.

 

[348]

My house and I are both immaculate.

 

[HMFIC]

My house is seasonally messy, its deer season so i got huntin stuff everywhere.

We have 3 bathrooms, i use only mine, when it smells funny, i use flu flu spray.

I dont let guests sit in my chair, i spilled doe pee on it. I sprayed it with some flu flu spray.

I got a dog in the house so im sure it smells doggy, i give him a shot of flu flu spray sometimes.

After the wild fires, my house smelled like smoke, flu flu spray kinda worked.

The kitchen aint my department. And i dare not enter the other two bathrooms, they prolly use scentsy and dont have plungers.

I'm buying stock in flu flu spray...

 

[Lurker66]

Better hurry, im in need of another case.

 

[71buickfreak]

My house is between 3 and 4. I have 3 kids who don't give a crap, I barely give a crap, it's my my poor wife who really cares. My daughter's room is a nightmare, my oldest boy has frogs,a nd those stink to high heaven. My youngest keeps his room clean, but the cats and dogs like to use his room for a toilet. Living room is "lived in", the kitchen sink is rarely empty and we run the dishwasher twice a day. 6 cats, 6 dogs, 3 kids and gearhead who is always grungy, it is not easy to keep it clean.
I wear a hazmat suit to go into the kid's bathroom. god, that room is gross.
But all 3 are straight A students, so you have to pick your battles.

That said, I have been in homes that were worse. Far worse.

 

[HMFIC]

My daughter's bathroom is like all Night of the Living Dead in there...

 

[Shadowrider]

I could have been in the first category, even with the wife and my first born. But the second child sucked that energy out of me. If I weren't constantly cleaning up behind them, it'd be a disaster. My wife is NOT a clean person, so I get no real help on this front.

Same boat here. And they say the girls are supposed to be the clean freaks. Funny I could never find one of them.

I detest disorganization and my wife seems to relish it. You'll find canned goods in about 4 different cabinets in the kitchen, clean dishes go in the first spot they will fit in. Literally. I could go on all night but to answer the O/P, disorganized, cluttered, needs paint desperately, etc., yes. But no 2 day old dirty dishes setting about and dog smells don't fly either.

 

[dennishoddy]

Seems I may be the clean freek in the crowd. I manicure the yard, my wife takes care of the inside. A house keeper comes in once a week for deep cleaning.