old timer sayings

[perfor8]

Well, sh-t fire and save matches...

 

[Cowcatcher]

It’s time to piss on the fire and call the dogs

 

[2busy]

I'll give you a Yankee dime for a glass of tea, etc.

He/ she ain't worth a Yankee dime.

 

[THE JOKER]

Damn dog don’t know come from sick ‘em
Happier than a two peckered billy goat

 

[jhb33rd]

After a Fart: He'd smile and say........... OHHHHHH when that dries up, it's shor gona itch.

 

[Preacherman]

Measure twice, cut once.

 

[commandcomm]

You have more problems that a math book.

 

[scramp]

His father must have jerked off in a flower pot to get a blooming idiot like that.

Colder than a witches tit in a brass brassier on the shady side of an iceberg.

It’s like giving a flu shot to a dead man, it couldn’t hurt. Non PC was enema instead of flu shot.

It’s raining harder than a cow pissing off a 40 foot bluff onto a flat rock.

Army drill instructors comment, you will come back from overseas and find your girl just the way you left her, freshly F - - k’d.

If it was raining vaginas, I’d look up to see where they were all coming from and get hit in the eye with a dick.

She was so ugly she looked like a bouquet of assholes.

 

[turkeyrun]

After a Fart: He'd smile and say........... OHHHHHH when that dries up, it's shor gona itch.

Dang boy, you best check that for lumps

 

[John6185]

It ain't so much the heat, it's the humility. (Old man Jim Holt said that when I was a kid).