Some people

[mightymouse]

Some people are dropped on their head as babies. It is not their fault. Their parents are to blame. If only their parents had dropped them more often, or from higher off the ground than they did.... But, again, it is the parent's fault and not the child's. If only they had tried harder!

 

[steelfingers]

My parents were very clumsy. At least that's all I remember.

 

[rc508pir]

LOL So what prompted that???

 

[tyromeo55]

 

[John6185]

I know several people that have a history of head injury and now I know why-they were dropped. Me, I was a C-Section.

 

[steelfingers]

LOL So what prompted that???

You steal a (borrow) couple of flowers and the world condemns ya. Well flowers...and perhaps a few tools....a lawn tractor (no one was using it)....the family dog and other stuff so insignificant to mention.

 

[druryj]

Some people...
...seem to have been conceived even though several measures of birth control were used...resulting in severe bruising and even the absence of a great number of the embryonic brain cells. Sometimes the union of the sperm and egg was strained at the beginning and the result is truly what many would call ... Some people.


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[steelfingers]

Some people...
...seem to have been conceived even though several measures of birth control were used...resulting in severe bruising and even the absence of a great number of the embryonic brain cells. Sometimes the union of the sperm and egg was strained at the beginning and the result is truly what many would call ... Some people.


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Ha. I think my mom's first words, after seeing me, was "I think there's been a mix up". My mom was very wise.

 

[dennishoddy]

Just got online, there has to be a post I haven't read yet that prompted this thread. On the hunt.......

 

[MacFromOK]

Ha. I think my mom's first words, after seeing me, was "I think there's been a mix up". My mom was very wise.

"I'm so ugly. My mother had morning sickness AFTER I was born."

[Rodney Dangerfield]