Some people

[MacFromOK]

When I was a kid, I was so ugly the only way my parents could get the dog to play with me was to tie a piece of bologna around my neck.

Hell, I was so ugly, that's the only way I could get a date.

I'm wondering what kind of girl will date a guy for a piece of bologna...

 

[steelfingers]

I'm wondering what kind of girl will date a guy for a piece of bologna...

Not the prom queen

 

[Dave70968]

I'm wondering what kind of girl will date a guy for a piece of bologna...

Ask @Annie.

 

[MacFromOK]

Ask @Annie.

I prefer livin' with all my body parts intact.

 

[Annie]

Ask @Annie.

Ha! The prom queen! Those girls would do ANYBODY if the lights were dim enough.

 

[TerryMiller]

Today will be the day to determine whether my wife loves me or not...

...we're going to the Grand Canyon. Any bets as to whether she pushes or how deep into the canyon they have to go to retrieve my body?

 

[bigred1]

Some people...
...seem to have been conceived even though several measures of birth control were used...resulting in severe bruising and even the absence of a great number of the embryonic brain cells. Sometimes the union of the sperm and egg was strained at the beginning and the result is truly what many would call ... Some people.


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I know I strain when I donate.

 

[druryj]

Hell, I was so ugly, that's the only way I could get a date.

Dang. Now, if you THAT ugly, this makes me wonder what SHE would look like! Mebbe something like what Bigred1 up above me here strains out?


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[dennishoddy]

Dang. Now, if you THAT ugly, this makes me wonder what SHE would look like! Mebbe something like what Bigred1 up above me here strains out?


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Buffarilla. Face of a buffalo, body of a gorilla.

 

[steelfingers]

People always wonder why a beautiful woman, like my wife, would ever marry someone as ugly as me. I just tell them "Stockholm syndrome"