I keep a supply of old phone books on hand just in case.Didn’t think about this earlier but……
You guys remember several years ago when TP was a scarce commodity?
People were using whatever they could find.
I prefer Northern but will take whatever is available in a squeeze ......
Woody
PS: What I REALLY would like along these lines is a toilet that only needs to be flushed once, every time, and no plunger ever needed for those difficult - eh - passages.