Worst thing you ever kicked / Follow up to the "worst thing ever stepped on"

[daniel1daniel2]

A covey of quail on a moon less night while walking into the deer stand. Instant heart attack! LOl

Slight understatement!!

Worst one for me would have to be during sparing at Tea Kwon DO with either a roundhouse with the foot blocked with the point of a elbow. or I also collided with another guy doing a roundhouse in midair shins met somewhere in the middle all I got to say about that one is neither of us finished the round and I still have a chip out of my shin to this day....

 

[7stw]

A cow in a chute she was being a c&?t so I kicked her in the belly she lunged and kicked me and I fell into the wall of the barn cut my forehead broke two ribs and my foot. Couple years later same cow in chute trying to put an ear tag in she was as usual being hateful punched her poll and broke two fingers. Same year she "preg checked open " and I got the satisfaction of hauling her azz to town. She taught me a few valuable lessons.

 

[wildcat04]

Legos.....

Not so much kick, but stepped on. Stepped on on in the middle of the night, jumped up and caught my head on a fan on high.

 

[SgtMojo67]

My dresser while playing soccer in my room as a kid.......broke my pinky toe. Man did it hurt! and my toe turned black...

 

[Powerman620]

Barefoot chasing carp that were running up creek. Seen one around 6 lbs and tried to kick it onto the bank. Forgot about fins, sliced my foot open and still have the scar today.

 

[OKMinuteman]

Cigarettes. Took 18 years and I'm good 31 years hense.

 

[AKguy1985]

my pinkie toe on my left foot ran into a bar stool leg. I almost thought i broke it it hurt so bad.

 

[TedKennedy]

I'm always stepping on, or hurting something. Took a while to decide the worst - but it had to be a small blue cat. (maybe a pound or two) After getting on to my boys about keeping shoes on in the boat, I took off my rubber boots for a bit. (it was hot!)

We were running a trotline and had a bunch of fish in the floor of my old aluminum boat. When I stepped on it, the barb went as far as it could, and I couldn't pull it out. My buddy grabbed the fish and jerked it out. Sprayed blood all over the side of the boat. I told my boys "that's why you don't take your shoes off!"

The next trip out, another small blue flopped around and impaled me through the side of my rubber boot. Sometimes you just can't win.

 

[POKE1911]

Walking in a parking lot. An F250 had a receiver hitch sticking out of the back of his truck a good foot or so. Paying attention to my surroundings rather than what was right infort of me I caught that sucker on the shin amidst a brisk full stride.
Ruined my day.

 

[gmar]

When we were kids my brother was organizing his tackle box and he apparently dropped a fishing hook in the carpet. Sometime later he stubbed his toe on the fishing hook which went into his big toe. My mom had to take him to the ER to have it removed.