i got the island covered, but i haven't figured out the house part yet.
Not a problem! Here is our plan.
There are dozens of uninhabited islands in the Carib.
Go squat on one, and create a dictatorship.
put out news reports of atrocities on the webz and have a couple become boat people evacuees.
Declare war on the US, and when the invasion comes, surrender.
It won't be long before the US will begin putting in infrastructure, provide funding for a marina and a casino!
Problem solved, and by the way, your welcome!