This is ackcherly the correct answer as far as it goes. "Before Man was, the donut waited for him" The donut is an eternal form created by the author of the universe. It's neccessary shape mimics the five distinct yummy parts of the human female anatomy.
So here's the question: How far can one stray from the design ordained by nature and nature's god before it stops being a donut? This is a can of worms that only a late and decadent culture would even contemplate opening.
