"He ain't got enough sense to sh*t between two shoes."
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I wouldn't cross the street to p!ss on him if he was on fire.
Useless as teats on a boar.
Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier/sharpest knife in the drawer/sharpest tool in the shed
Confused as a baby in a topless bar.
Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Doesn't know whether to s**t, cry, or go blind.
More fun than choking chickens. (I first read this one in the centennial edition of The Wall Street Journal, when they admitted to having run that quote on the front page, not realizing what it meant.)
Useless as teats on a boar.
Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier/sharpest knife in the drawer/sharpest tool in the shed
Confused as a baby in a topless bar.
Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Doesn't know whether to s**t, cry, or go blind.
More fun than choking chickens. (I first read this one in the centennial edition of The Wall Street Journal, when they admitted to having run that quote on the front page, not realizing what it meant.)
He's like a dog chasing a car--he wouldn't know what to do with it if he caught it.He's so stupid he wouldn't know what to do with that dick if I showed him ...
She is like throwing a sausage down a hall way!
When I lived in CA I knew a guy that would always make the same comment when he saw a woman with a nice backside: "Look at the turdcutter on that one"
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