Sowry forgot the sarcasm smiley...
I guess I grew up in an era when you didn't have to have a card to be a man.
Michael Brown said:
If your going to invoke that rule, this site would crash in flames!!
Lol
After some careful consideration, I'm pretty sure that ANY reference to a "man card" at all pretty much negates any manly qualities.
Seriously... when did this effed up phrase even come into being?
I promise you they never heard of a "man card" in Nam... Charlie may not have surfed but at least he didn't dig in the cereal box for his man decoder permit. The last time I kicked some moron's teeth in for mouthing off at the bar, I didn't open my wallet first to make sure I had a license to do so. Sorry guys... can't go to deer camp this year, my "man card" hasn't come in the mail yet.
Teddy Roosevelt would have beat senseless anyone carrying a "man card" with his big stick and then mounted their head on his trophy wall.
So all you real men out there... grab a beer, put some MMA on the tube, grab your girl by her shorts and set her down in your lap in the recliner and belch "eff man cards" as loud as you can.
Seriously... when did this effed up phrase even come into being?
I promise you they never heard of a "man card" in Nam... Charlie may not have surfed but at least he didn't dig in the cereal box for his man decoder permit. The last time I kicked some moron's teeth in for mouthing off at the bar, I didn't open my wallet first to make sure I had a license to do so. Sorry guys... can't go to deer camp this year, my "man card" hasn't come in the mail yet.
Teddy Roosevelt would have beat senseless anyone carrying a "man card" with his big stick and then mounted their head on his trophy wall. So all you real men out there... grab a beer, put some MMA on the tube, grab your girl by her shorts and set her down in your lap in the recliner and belch "eff man cards" as loud as you can.
HMFIC said:After some careful consideration, I'm pretty sure that ANY reference to a "man card" at all pretty much negates any manly qualities.
Seriously... when did this effed up phrase even come into being?
I promise you they never heard of a "man card" in Nam... Charlie may not have surfed but at least he didn't dig in the cereal box for his man decoder permit. The last time I kicked some moron's teeth in for mouthing off at the bar, I didn't open my wallet first to make sure I had a license to do so. Sorry guys... can't go to deer camp this year, my "man card" hasn't come in the mail yet.
So all you real men out there... grab a beer, put some MMA on the tube, grab your girl by her shorts and set her down in your lap in the recliner and belch "eff man cards" as loud as you can.
Im sorry, but your concept of a "real" man is not where it needs to be.
Okie types are issued a man card at birth.
Okie wannabes must maintain eligibilieties.
Its humor Dennis...
That humor stuff doesn't work well around here....
