Man...that could have been me!

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kinggabby

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Sitting at a stop light.........

I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business,
patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Aqbar Allah! Praise Allah!" and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man...that
could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
 

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Heard this one before only you can fill the car that gets hit with whatever group is the target of your joke. And I am pretty sure they say Allah u Akbar. Not Aqbar Allah.

It means "God is great".

Just sayin'
 

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