Hey All....
Yep the title says it all. I'm 56 years old and all of a sudden my wife thinks I need to walk/step 10,000 steps a day!!! WTF!!!???
She got me to stop chewing tobacco...
She got me to slow waaaaaaay down on smoking cigars...
She got me to slow down on the quantity I drink of bourbon....
But I'll be D*MNED if I'm going to walk 10,000 steps a day or whenever I go for walks!!!
She even bought me a fancy pedometer and reads it after I finish walking.
***Well ol' Cohiba fixed her little red wagon!!!***
I have a next door neighbor who has a mutt/heinz 57, that LOVES to go for walks and a fun day at the park or Lake Hefner.
Solution: I take that -*&^% )(&$ -pedometer and borrow my neighbor's dog. I strap the pedometer to his tail and we walk with me praising and petting him...man he can wag that tail!!! Then I bought a ball and fresbee and he sure loves those toys.
Afterwards I give him a few treats and ...watch out...that tail is flying!!!
I just wonder how long it will take my wife to figure out how I'm getting those steps!!!
Yep the title says it all. I'm 56 years old and all of a sudden my wife thinks I need to walk/step 10,000 steps a day!!! WTF!!!???
She got me to stop chewing tobacco...
She got me to slow waaaaaaay down on smoking cigars...
She got me to slow down on the quantity I drink of bourbon....
But I'll be D*MNED if I'm going to walk 10,000 steps a day or whenever I go for walks!!!
She even bought me a fancy pedometer and reads it after I finish walking.
***Well ol' Cohiba fixed her little red wagon!!!***
I have a next door neighbor who has a mutt/heinz 57, that LOVES to go for walks and a fun day at the park or Lake Hefner.
Solution: I take that -*&^% )(&$ -pedometer and borrow my neighbor's dog. I strap the pedometer to his tail and we walk with me praising and petting him...man he can wag that tail!!! Then I bought a ball and fresbee and he sure loves those toys.
Afterwards I give him a few treats and ...watch out...that tail is flying!!!
I just wonder how long it will take my wife to figure out how I'm getting those steps!!!