You're either gay or she is ugly as sin. Which is it?
She's attractive. My girlfriend is a great deal hotter, tho, objectively, and sleeping with her doesn't turn my life upside down. Not a difficult choice.
And yeah, the other side is so ******* cocky they're 100% right - cocky enough to approach me as a stranger and preach at me - I'll be cocky and say I think people like me and my girlfriend and my nigh-60 year old parents who have been married 30 years are a bit more evolved than giggling at pee pees and vajayjays. Yay sexual repression. A friend is a friend. I'm Wyatt Earp. Don't have many but if you're headed to the corral, I'll stuff my double barrell full of buck and stand with ya.