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I tried Skoal one time when I was about 12 or 13. It was like I took a bite of "Insta-Puke". It was pretty ugly. But, it broke me from the tobacco habit before I even had one.

I was 17. We were horsing around and riding steers. I swallowed a gigantic dip of Skoal. I couldn't even SMELL the stuff for years after that that I didn't immediately start dry-heaving. 😨😨😨
 

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I tried Skoal one time when I was about 12 or 13. It was like I took a bite of "Insta-Puke". It was pretty ugly. But, it broke me from the tobacco habit before I even had one.
I’ve chewed three times and puked four. I can’t do chew even though I think it smells wonderful
 

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Tuesday night I bit my lower lip while eating dinner. Yeah, it hurt. But, almost done and made it thru without another bite outta my lip.

Last night, eating one slice of pizza, I bit my lip in the same, painfully swollen, spot 4 times. 4 freakin' times. Now I have a really huge lump on the inside of my lip and can't eat anything without it getting in the way. I've bit my tongue or the inside of my cheek before, but never my lower lip.

I don't recommend doing this.
Self cannibalism.
You can never finish the entire meal.
 

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Tuesday night I bit my lower lip while eating dinner. Yeah, it hurt. But, almost done and made it thru without another bite outta my lip.

Last night, eating one slice of pizza, I bit my lip in the same, painfully swollen, spot 4 times. 4 freakin' times. Now I have a really huge lump on the inside of my lip and can't eat anything without it getting in the way. I've bit my tongue or the inside of my cheek before, but never my lower lip.

I don't recommend doing this.
How long have you had that lip, thinking you should have learned to chew without biting yourself by now
 

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Tuesday night I bit my lower lip while eating dinner. Yeah, it hurt. But, almost done and made it thru without another bite outta my lip.

Last night, eating one slice of pizza, I bit my lip in the same, painfully swollen, spot 4 times. 4 freakin' times. Now I have a really huge lump on the inside of my lip and can't eat anything without it getting in the way. I've bit my tongue or the inside of my cheek before, but never my lower lip.

I don't recommend doing this.
Ok admit it….. it was Botox gone bad wasn’t it ?
 

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It wasn't a problem until now. But I've been "bite free" for two days. Maybe...just maybe...I'm in the clear.
Maybe…
But in my experience, it will happen again when you least expect it. And then the profanity at the dinner table starts all over again…
 

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