This could possibly be my last night on OSA

[zoomaster1]

Hide her guns first !

Think you better hide ALL guns, bats, pans, and anything else that could cause great bodily harm.

 

[druryj]

Or anywhere else, My wife is terrified of snakes and I have planted a rubber one under the fridge with a piece of fishing line attached to the front of it , The other end will be taped to the bottom of the fridge door when she goes to bed,
The first thing she does in the mornings is go and get a dt. Dr. Pepper, When she opens the fridge door still half asleep the rubber snake will be pulled out from under the fridge and over her foot!!!! I hope I live thru this?

Uh...not intending to be mean-spirited, but that don't sound like too bright an idea to me.

 

[1911Sooner]

Should save this for April fools. But, is she awake yet?

 

[Sentenza]

It's Sunday morning. How did it go? Are you still alive?

 

[BadgeBunny]

no kidding ... maybe we should send the FatGuys to investigate? He might be locked in the closet. If I did that to GC you guys would be looking for body parts over a three state area, I'm sure ... He doesn't like snakes ...

 

[radarmonkey]

Well, we're up and waiting for the carnage.....

 

[spyglass]

Shiphot.....if you weren't aware, a pretty good beating can be administered w/a rubber snake, if wielded in anger. That sed, b sure & video it and send to AFV...could be worth $ (that might take some of the "bite" out of the prank, n'cest pas?)

 

[druryj]

...he ain't answerin'. Mebbe he's dead?

Coroner's report: Cause of Death: EDAM (extemely dumb ass move)

 

[Fyrtwuck]

One or both of them are probably in jail by now for domestic abuse. Or, it could be he's laughing too hard to get to the computer.

I can relate to the snake issue. They're all COBRAS and MUST DIE!

 

[criticalbass]

"practical joke" is an oxymoron. This may have been proven yet again.

I have a relative who is afraid of nothing in the world except spiders, but she's truly phobic about those. Her husband took her to see the "lord of the rings" movie featuring the big spider. It didn't end well for him or the other patrons of the movie. Fortunately they left before the police arrived, and his blood trail petered out on the way to the parking garage. . . CB