Meddling old people.

[BadgeBunny]

You know, there are some threads that you can tell by the title they will not disappoint. This is one of those threads ...

Thanks for the laugh, fellas. God knows I needed it today.

 

[Blitzfike]

When I get old, I'm going to do everything possible to pi$$ off the whippersnappers.

Ahem!! I'm already there...

 

[BadgeBunny]

Ahem!! I'm already there...

You are not alone ... LOL

 

[OkieGentleman]

I just want to know where all those blasted cigarette butts in my yard come from! Whats worse is bending over to pick them up while I am trying so hard to quit.

 

[Stephen Cue]

Campaign signs are perfect for targets. We use them for our private/mobile classes.

 

[Cinaet]

When I get old, I'm going to do everything possible to pi$$ off the whippersnappers.

My favorite is to be in a great big car, like a Cadillac or a Lincoln Town Car, and drive a little bit under the speed limit. Then I turn corners like I'm fighting the car to make the turn, all while slumping down in the seat so only my head shows and I'm looking through the steering wheel. It upsets my wife to make people mad so I don't do it all that often.

 

[tntrex]

I think you should be a good boy and help those nice folks trying to keep the roads/ditches clean.

 

[HMFIC]

I'm also going to plaster my bumper with as many AAA stickers as possible and stick some boxes of Kleenex on the rear dash. I'm really looking forward to the havoc I can create.

 

[OkieGentleman]

Where can I get a bumper sticker that says "FOR SALE TO A TAILGATER" I would love to find one that lights up for my rear window!!!

 

[n2sooners]

If you live in town, put a basketball goal on the edge of the street and then scream at the kids to get off your lawn when they miss and the ball rolls into your yard.