Comical (when you think about it) sayings we've all used.

[soonerwings]

Eggsackly.....hate that.

Ikr????

 

[aviator41]

Having two teenagers in the house, the word "like" has become fingers on a chalkboard.

 

[soonerwings]

Having two teenagers in the house, the word "like" has become fingers on a chalkboard.

I see what you did there. You didn't want to use "like" so you went metaphorical. Well done sir.

 

[hoo-t]

I have a coworker tha5 throws "oh mylanta" and "shut the front door" around daily... it gets annoying... and I swear, I'm gonna pistol whip the next guy that says "shenanigans"

shenanig.... wait.... nevermind...

 

[USN-SCW-Ret]

You can't swing a dead cat, without hittin' a .......

"You can't swing a dead cat in Oklahoma, without hittin' a Sonic drive-in."
"You can't swing a dead cat at the range, without hittin' a Glock owner."

"When I was a kid, you couldn't swing a dead cat without hittin' a store that sold .22lr ammo!" ~ Me to my sons in 2012

 

[FullAuto]

**** or shinola ... Who shines their boots with ****??!?!?!

Only a city girl would ask that question.

 

[Raoul Duke]

I kinda like "their cheese done slid off their crackers"

YOLO makes me want to throat punch whoever says it.

 

[oldkar]

hard as a mummys nut

 

[DanB]

My pet peeve is, "I know - right?". That asinine reply seems to be standard with most, and I know some people that say it after every statement made to them. I'll be glad when it wears out and blows over. (Queue the reply to my post using it now..... )

I have several coworkers that area tuck on this phrase.i want to put my head or them through the wall when I hear it.

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[Parks 788]

My FIL has so many damn one-liners I could write a book.

One of my favorites is when talking about stupid people.

"He's the dumbest man God ever did wind a gut into". Took me a bit to figure it out then it made sense.

Others he likes.

"Dryer than a popcorn fart."

"It's as dark as a whores heart." When talking about how dark the night is.

"Stiffer than a preachers d1ck in a whore house."