Got a buddy who said (about a guy he really didn't like) "I wouldn't piss up his ass if his guts were on fire"
so you would otherwise?
Busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest.
Puke a maggot off of a gut wagon.
Hotter than a two peckered billy goat.
Like stink on ****.
Colder than a well diggers ass in the Klondike.
Not enough sense to poor piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.
Hotter than a goats ass in a pepper patch.
Couldn't find his ass with both hands.
Wish in one hand and crap in the other, see which one fills up first.
Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Shaking like a dog sh!ttin a peach pit.
Has more dollars than cents.
Dumber than a box of rocks.
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
A few cards short of a full deck.
Half a bubble off of plumb.
Nuttier than a squirrel turd.
I grew up around some colorful old farts.
Back in the Navy, when a piece of equipment suddenly quit working (not uncommon), somebody would announce over the comm circuit that the piece of gear had sh** the bed.
"Be advised, the air search radar just sh** the bed!"
My ex wife used that one along with finishing a statement with "ya know" Drove me even crazier.My pet peeve is, "I know - right?". That asinine reply seems to be standard with most, and I know some people that say it after every statement made to them. I'll be glad when it wears out and blows over. (Queue the reply to my post using it now..... )
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