Reminds me of another:just had a customer say this "Busier than a cucumber in a women's prison" I guess they like cucumbers in their salads in prison.
Couldn't get laid with a hand full of pardons in a women's prison.
Reminds me of another:just had a customer say this "Busier than a cucumber in a women's prison" I guess they like cucumbers in their salads in prison.
When I lived in CA I knew a guy that would always make the same comment when he saw a woman with a nice backside: "Look at the turdcutter on that one"
Well.....if we're going there....I once heard an old trucker say "show me a man that doesn't eat his wife's kitty kat and jack off his dog and I'll have them both in a week". Thanks to this, my wife stays home but I've lost 3 good dogs over the years.
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