That could be hard to explain at the ER....
Dr. "So how did this happen son?"
sol.troluemke "Err......recreational gynecology, sir."
Dr. "I see. Practicing down at the Titty Twister again, huh?"
That could be hard to explain at the ER....
Dr. "So how did this happen son?"
sol.troluemke "Err......recreational gynecology, sir."
Dr. "I see. Practicing down at the Titty Twister again, huh?"
Err... are you sure it wasn't the other way around? Maybe you said, "Sit on my face, honey, so's I can get to knows you better!"?
Lmao! There were a few girls at Night Trips back then that definitely had a mean streak.
I still don't understand how paying women to *not* have sex with you but tease the **** out of you after which you go rub one out to get rid of your little friend retrieves the man card...especially when one has a woman at home that will *hopefully* do all that for free.
Exactly who I thought of.
That's what you get for $20. Lay down $300 and things change.
Did you have a Hemingway collage all ready?
So having to pay for sex or a tease gets you a man card back?
Having to pay? Any dweeb can pay...now getting it for free would be a different matter I would say.
Favorit post I've read in a while your the man
I'm sprucing them up to self publish through Amazon. My wife's trying to get an agent though. She just finished her eighth novel.
Marry and pay or strip club and pay... Some people think there's a difference.
I've only been in a strip club once, I felt that it was a waste of money.
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