Does this take away my man-card?

[3inSlugger]

Sad...20 and your card is gone. The bright side is you still have time to earn it back. Your gonna need some rehab and the titty bar and some monster truck shows.

Do gunshows count? Monster trucks reduce my IQ.
What exactly does rehab encompass?

 

[BadgeBunny]

Do gunshows count? Monster trucks reduce my IQ.
What exactly does rehab encompass?

A lapdance at the titty bar. It's not as painful as it sounds. ROFLMAO!!

 

[mightymouse]

A lapdance at the titty bar. It's not as painful as it sounds. ROFLMAO!!

It didn't work out so well for the cop at the party in Detroit.

 

[WTJ]

What's a mancard? Sounds ghey.

 

[BadgeBunny]

It didn't work out so well for the cop at the party in Detroit.

Well, if he'd gone in unloaded it might have turned out a little better for all concerned parties.

 

[mightymouse]

Well, if he'd gone in unloaded it might have turned out a little better for all concerned parties.

What is it the kids nowadays call it, your date night something???? Geez, I'm getting too old for this....

 

[BadgeBunny]

What is it the kids nowadays call it, your date night something???? Geez, I'm getting too old for this....

LOL ... I'm gonna be in so much trouble when GC gets home ... Probably ought to just go ahead and go plan for that right now! You fellas have a wonderful rest of your evening!!

Night!!

 

[mhphoto]

Absolutely not! I've completed over twenty short horror(ish) stories along the same vein as Stephen King. Poetry is just a crazily worded short story.

 

[3inSlugger]

Absolutely not! I've completed over twenty short horror(ish) stories along the same vein as Stephen King. Poetry is just a crazily worded short story.

Did you try to get published?

 

[HiredHand]

A lapdance at the titty bar. It's not as painful as it sounds. ROFLMAO!!

I'm pretty sure that the stripper giving me my first lap dance was trying to break my nose with her pubic bone.