Fungeyes Glasses

[AER244]

He in for halves also?

Jax be pissed AF to go halves with me. “Good boy, here’s your half of the G3”

 

[AER244]

Im only just now coming around to actually enjoying eating mushrooms. Mostly I just enjoy ambling about in the woods with a loose objective. My younger brother is a shroom nut though and he swears by rehydrating dehydrated morels if you’re frying them in butter. Says he prefers them to fresh that way, less moisture=easily crisped. Idk, they’ve always just kinda tasted like dirt/poop and looked like pecker heads made out of ball sacks to me.

ETA: I love the hell out of looking for them though. So if anyone’s got some shroom ground and wants to eat some but doesn’t wanna do the walking- I’m your boy.

 

[dennishoddy]

Idk, they’ve always just kinda tasted like dirt/poop and looked like pecker heads made out of ball sacks to me.

That's just about the same comment my sister makes about black eyed peas. Taste like little dirt balls to her. We love em.

 

[Oklahomabassin]

He in for halves also?

So far he gives em all to me for ear scratches, praise and treats.

One landowner wanted the ones from a particular buck and everything else I could keep.

 

[Oklahomabassin]

Im only just now coming around to actually enjoying eating mushrooms. Mostly I just enjoy ambling about in the woods with a loose objective. My younger brother is a shroom nut though and he swears by rehydrating dehydrated morels if you’re frying them in butter. Says he prefers them to fresh that way, less moisture=easily crisped. Idk, they’ve always just kinda tasted like dirt/poop and looked like pecker heads made out of ball sacks to me.

ETA: I love the hell out of looking for them though. So if anyone’s got some shroom ground and wants to eat some but doesn’t wanna do the walking- I’m your boy.

Weirdo

 

[AER244]

Weirdo

There’s a real strong correlation of me looking for “pecker heads/ballsacks”, and my wife finding mine. Ima keep looking.

Challenge: More accurately describe a morel using only two components.

 

[retrieverman]

In my opinion, there’s a very fine line between “done” vs overdone when cooking morels, and I think I’ve finally figured it out. I want mine to still taste like a mushroom and not just crunchy breading. I find it easier to get them “right” in my deep fryer than in a pan.

 

[Oklahomabassin]

There’s a real strong correlation of me looking for “pecker heads/ballsacks”, and my wife finding mine. Ima keep looking.

Challenge: More accurately describe a morel using only two components.

If morels will get ya laid, you better find enough to freeze to have some all year!

Egg shaped sponge.

 

[AER244]

If morels will get ya laid, you better find enough to freeze to have some all year!

Egg shaped sponge.

Haha. I can’t explain the morel thing, cuz she hates all mushrooms. But fresh walleye will get me taken care of

 

[retrieverman]

As an update to this thread, I wasn’t really looking but randomly found a pair of these glasses on eBay for about $30 under retail, so I bought them. I just picked them up from the post office and when I got home put some sheds out in my yard to see if things looked any different through the glasses, and by golly, the dang things work.