And before it gets thrown out there, it is just my opinion and what I perceived a good change.
I titled it "If I were president"
I would..........
End Democracy and start a dictatorship (there would be no need for sides, no need for congress or the HOR) ending a lot of the slow down
Re-enact corporal punishment in school
Close the borders
Recall all U.S. troops and machinery (broken or not) and post them along our borders. Tools for work- a lawn chair, a cooler and a rifle. (dominoes and cards will be provided)
no more foreign aid
There will be no more health insurance for death row inmates. cable and internet will be taken from all prisons and federal "resorts" will be like those found in Mexico
there will be a 3 appeal limit for death row inmates. after 3 you will be executed.
You will have to work a minimum of 32 hours a week or 20 hours a week and be enrolled in school full time and maintain a "B" average to receive state assistance.
drug tests for person and children will also be mandatory.
there will be approved and not approved foods that are able to be purchased on food stamps. candy, soda and t-bone steaks will not be approved.
Social Security will be re-structured so that those who have put in their time for this country can retire, not struggle to live waiting to die.
Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton will be escorted to Mexico and their citizenship revoked.
American companies will be REQUIRED to manufacture 85% of all goods in the U.S. (including components) any importing will have a 15% penalty.
Employers and employees will ONLY be allowed to speak in English (time to learn the language folks)
You will have the right to free speech and peaceful assembly. however, you will not have the right to be protected from those you offend (choose your words wisely and it would be smart not to protest soldiers or their funerals)
you will have the right to complain about "One nation under God" and "In god we trust" but they will not be changed and you will have to deal with those you offend
There will be no such thing as an "anchor baby" if your not legal, they aren't legal. get out.
There will be a public e-mail to the dictator for suggestions or questions. he will have 5 close personal people who feel strongly for their country and not their pockets help go through them and respond to all of them
You will have the right to work hard for yourself, your family and your country, you are entitled to nothing.
we will go back to the death penalty of one of the cheapest forms possible. 30cal firing squad.
If you are caught across our borders without proper documentation, you will be arrested, a volunteer sign up sheet will be posted, and a gas card handed to the volunteers to cover taking you back across the border and dumping you
The space program will be fired back up, we rely on no other country to let us hitch hike
All public officials will have their financial records viewed annually by the dictator and gross overspending will be met with lashings or a .45 in the knee
lol, I have more but I figured I might offend someone
I titled it "If I were president"
I would..........
End Democracy and start a dictatorship (there would be no need for sides, no need for congress or the HOR) ending a lot of the slow down
Re-enact corporal punishment in school
Close the borders
Recall all U.S. troops and machinery (broken or not) and post them along our borders. Tools for work- a lawn chair, a cooler and a rifle. (dominoes and cards will be provided)
no more foreign aid
There will be no more health insurance for death row inmates. cable and internet will be taken from all prisons and federal "resorts" will be like those found in Mexico
there will be a 3 appeal limit for death row inmates. after 3 you will be executed.
You will have to work a minimum of 32 hours a week or 20 hours a week and be enrolled in school full time and maintain a "B" average to receive state assistance.
drug tests for person and children will also be mandatory.
there will be approved and not approved foods that are able to be purchased on food stamps. candy, soda and t-bone steaks will not be approved.
Social Security will be re-structured so that those who have put in their time for this country can retire, not struggle to live waiting to die.
Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton will be escorted to Mexico and their citizenship revoked.
American companies will be REQUIRED to manufacture 85% of all goods in the U.S. (including components) any importing will have a 15% penalty.
Employers and employees will ONLY be allowed to speak in English (time to learn the language folks)
You will have the right to free speech and peaceful assembly. however, you will not have the right to be protected from those you offend (choose your words wisely and it would be smart not to protest soldiers or their funerals)
you will have the right to complain about "One nation under God" and "In god we trust" but they will not be changed and you will have to deal with those you offend
There will be no such thing as an "anchor baby" if your not legal, they aren't legal. get out.
There will be a public e-mail to the dictator for suggestions or questions. he will have 5 close personal people who feel strongly for their country and not their pockets help go through them and respond to all of them
You will have the right to work hard for yourself, your family and your country, you are entitled to nothing.
we will go back to the death penalty of one of the cheapest forms possible. 30cal firing squad.
If you are caught across our borders without proper documentation, you will be arrested, a volunteer sign up sheet will be posted, and a gas card handed to the volunteers to cover taking you back across the border and dumping you
The space program will be fired back up, we rely on no other country to let us hitch hike
All public officials will have their financial records viewed annually by the dictator and gross overspending will be met with lashings or a .45 in the knee
lol, I have more but I figured I might offend someone
