I'm of the opinion that being a teenager is tough and if rocking a mullet helps out then by all means rock a mullet. Nobody disparaged the mullet until it finally went out of style so when it was cool everyone loved them. I remember when they were in style I thought they looked pretty good on guys, weird how that changes. Let the kids be kids and just remember when you were a teen and looking as cool as you could be everyone older than you thought you looked like a total dork.
Sure. But show 'em a pic of Silly Ray Virus in his heyday first.
Don't know about that, but it ain't what he's known for!
Biker Fox is disturbing.
I am pretty,
I am fine,
I think of mullets all the time.
by Thomas Owen L.
"Friday Night Mullet Style"
A frehly cut flat top on my head
a permed mullet on my neck
A waxed Camaro in my driveway
$250.00 on my last check
Old Milwaukee in the fridge
and a nickel bag of weed
Oh yeah! it's Friday night
Let the good times roll indeed!
Picked up some girls from the county fair
you know they can't resist
My Camaro, my flat top, my mullet with a twist
We went back to my place
where we listened to Ozzy all night
Just tokin' and smokin'
yeah we're feeling alright!
Got a little action from a girl
with a Def Leppard shirt and big hair
Didn't practice safe sex, cause I just don't care
It was time for her to go
as night broke into dawn
after stroking my mullet and itching my crotch
I threw up the devil horns and said, "Rock on!"
Well the weekend is over
yes it's come to a close
Next weekend's checklist:
Cut my mullet, beer, weed, Ozzy, and big haired hoes.
-- JW
I am fine,
I think of mullets all the time.
by Thomas Owen L.
"Friday Night Mullet Style"
A frehly cut flat top on my head
a permed mullet on my neck
A waxed Camaro in my driveway
$250.00 on my last check
Old Milwaukee in the fridge
and a nickel bag of weed
Oh yeah! it's Friday night
Let the good times roll indeed!
Picked up some girls from the county fair
you know they can't resist
My Camaro, my flat top, my mullet with a twist
We went back to my place
where we listened to Ozzy all night
Just tokin' and smokin'
yeah we're feeling alright!
Got a little action from a girl
with a Def Leppard shirt and big hair
Didn't practice safe sex, cause I just don't care
It was time for her to go
as night broke into dawn
after stroking my mullet and itching my crotch
I threw up the devil horns and said, "Rock on!"
Well the weekend is over
yes it's come to a close
Next weekend's checklist:
Cut my mullet, beer, weed, Ozzy, and big haired hoes.
-- JW
