I'm offended, can I have a cookie?
I am offended by your personal choice in sweets...for that offense, you must make me muffins.
You know ... Valentine's Day is right around the corner ...
Dang female modernators!!!
Awwwwww ... you know what they say? The boy that picks on you the most at recess is the one who's the sweetest on you ... (Cute butt! You know I'm a "butt girl", right?? WHAT?!?!!? Like you guys are "leg men" or "boob men" ... Yeah ... Not gonna let that go ... STRAIGHT DOWN IN A FLAMING DEATH SPIRAL!! I know how you guys think! )