old timer sayings

[tynyphil]

Don’t underestimate Joe’s ability to f**k it up.

 

[C_Hallbert]

…..,and “Little children should be seen and not heard.”; “An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.” and my own corollary, “An ounce of memory is worth a pound of looking around.”

 

[caliberbob]

If you’re sad “I’m feeling lower than a snake’s belly in a wagon rut”

 

[SoonerP226]

When you're neck deep in poop, don't make waves.
Lower than a well digger's boot heel.
He doesn't know whether to poop, cry, or go blind.
Even a blind hog finds an acorn every now and then.

 

[THE JOKER]

Colder than a witches tit

 

[oksportsman]

You're worthless as tits on a boar hog.

 

[okietool]

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Along with,
“If it starts working, quit working on it.”

 

[Bahick71]

If brains were gas, you wouldn't have enough to start a piss ants motorcycle

Shut the door boy, was you born in a barn

Smooth move exlax


My grandpa grew up in the strangest place, up hill everywhere he went, and always had knee deep snow?
I sure am glad that I don't live there

 

[SoonerP226]

Never let your mouth write a check that your arse can't cash.
Don't let your alligator mouth turn around and bite your canary arse.

 

[SBSATS]

Opposite of what the Bible says about fishing.
In this world...
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach him to fish...
Give a man a deer, you'll feed him for a month. Teach him to hunt, and either way, you'll bankrupt him for life.