This wasn't an accident.
Woke up, got her out of her crate, put her on the lease and took her directly outside. She promptly sat down in the grass and did nothing. After 5 monutes of standing there, urging her to go, I finally got tired, decided to take her back inside.
5 steps in the door, she decides to squat and pee.
I grab her up, carry her right back outside, she sits down and does nothing but chew on the leash for another 10 minutes.
Not an accident, she was holding it until she got back inside to piss on my f***ing carpet.
This was the reason I have refused to get a dog for 20 years. The Wife and The Boy have been asking for years. And now I remember why I have been refusing.