Winner!

[piston10]

I have worked in dealership service departments for 17 years, today I had the most random answer of my career. This was a female customer in for a routine oil change and tire rotation, she was paying her bill and I was being a friendly service advisor and making conversation.

Me: Do you have any big plans for tomorrow?

Her response: Young professionals are like cats, you cant hurt them.

I had nothing for her in response. I have been trying to make the connection between cats, young professionals and the 4th of July for 30 min now. Was this code for something?

 

[Johnny]

Google did not return anything... I guessing she said a lot more you just tuned her out after the first 9 words. Power to the tuneout skilz.

 

[O4L]

I didn't know my wife got her oil changed!

If I ever figure out what language women speak, I will let you know.

 

[piston10]

Google did not return anything... I guessing she said a lot more you just tuned her out after the first 9 words. Power to the tuneout skilz.

We actually did google it. I even confirmed with my cashier, nothing tuned out, that was all her wisdom. I still feel lost.

 

[kroberts2131]

Was she hot? Maybe it was some weird way of hitting on you or tellin you that she likes it rough?

 

[inactive]

Was she hot? Maybe it was some weird way of hitting on you or tellin you that she likes it rough?

Yea, I was wondering about this. I mulled it over for a couple minutes and every time I came to a conclusion it wasn't something G (or even PG) rated.

 

[WFT]

Maybe you were the young professional and she thought you were coming on to her? That's still a stretch, but all I got!

 

[piston10]

Not hot, at all. Don't think it was a sexual reference. It makes me think of this.

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But I think she is a full blown instructor of crazy cat ladies.

 

[BadgeBunny]

Not hot, at all. Don't think it was a sexual reference. It makes me think of this.

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But I think she is a full blown instructor of crazy cat ladies.

Awwwww ... kitty cats ...

I dunno, man - I got nuthin'. I can't figure women out either -- that why I hang out with youse guys ...

 

[piston10]

Awwwww ... kitty cats ...

I dunno, man - I got nuthin'. I can't figure women out either -- that why I hang out with youse guys ...

Prob a very good idea, some of you women can be a touch crazy its safer on this side! Ha