Anyone else put their dog into Stealth Mode at night?

[BadgeBunny]

Our dogs are too lazy to roam about. Our cats are the noisy trouble makers. I hate them. I only wish the dogs felt the same way.

This. But I just bought a down comforter for the bed. Seems the cats LOVE the comforter. They have not done the roaming thing since I got it ... In fact I can hardly get them off the bed at all.

You should hear the pissin' and moanin' and howlin' when I make them get up so I can make the bed. Then they are right back up on it, looking at me like I cut their tails off or something ...

 

[338Shooter]

100mg of Diphenhydramine and they don't get up at night.

 

[BadgeBunny]

100mg of Diphenhydramine and they don't get up at night.

Note to self: Never turn your back on Dustin ..."

 

[338Shooter]

The good kids get candy, the bad ones get Nyquil.

 

[WhiteyMacD]

Note to self: Never turn your back on Dustin ..."

I was asking Dustin how he would pick up chicks before he got married, he told me he would use the following line:

"Excuse me, can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?"

 

[338Shooter]

I can land a roofie in a drink from a cross the room in one shot. It's a gift.

 

[BadgeBunny]

I can land a roofie in a drink from a cross the room in one shot. It's a gift.

With no splash, right??

 

[spamby]

My youngest German Shepherd sleeps in the closet and has puppy dreams. He can still hear a pin drop. The older German Shepherd sleeps cluddled up to me in bed. Wife likes to steal the covers. If he alerts I'll know it other wise once he's in bed theres no getting up until breakfast. They are the tag team world champions when it comes to home security.

 

[trickydick]

With no splash, right??

the trick is to hit the inside of the glass about 1/4 inch above the liquid

 

[BadgeBunny]

I can land a roofie in a drink from a cross the room in one shot. It's a gift.

the trick is to hit the inside of the glass about 1/4 inch above the liquid

And Perplexed wonders why I know so much about storage units and barrels ...