Apocalypse/Revelations/Rapture/End of Times.....

[TedKennedy]

I was referring to Bush and Obama being the anti christ.

I was responding to Aviator

 

[Boehlertaught]

We have False Prophets. We have Wars and rumors of wars, We have disease, We have earthquakes, We have pestilence, We've had 2 anti-Christs in last 14 years, we're battling Satan's Army every day. Gabriel is getting ready to blow the horn.

Judgement day is near, He will come as a thief in the night and it'll be easier for a rich man to pass thru the eye of a needle than to get into heaven.

Do you have the faith of a mustard seed? Are you ready?

I'm ready for anything that happens; my faith is sound. As for comparing anything to a mustard seed; the only thing I have that's about that size is one of my balls.

 

[Lurker66]

I'm ready for anything that happens; my faith is sound. As for comparing anything to a mustard seed; the only thing I have that's about that size is one of my balls.

I've heard angels are asexual or don't have sex organs.....the way I see it is I'm almost angel.

 

[BadgeBunny]

I've heard angels are asexual or don't have sex organs.....the way I see it is I'm almost angel.

Lol ... so hmmmmm ... How about me? A post-menopausal old lady with only one ovary ...

 

[Spata]

 

[Lurker66]

Lol ... so hmmmmm ... How about me? A post-menopausal old lady with only one ovary ...

Yall women are automatically angels. Even heaven needs cookies and sammiches....jk jk.

 

[aviator41]

I was responding to Aviator

Muslim extremist have referred to western civilization as a whole as the Masih ad-Dajjal - you just don't hear that on the news.

 

[aviator41]

Lol ... so hmmmmm ... How about me? A post-menopausal old lady with only one ovary ...

Is the second ovary like the second nut? Just a tactical backup?

 

[SoonerP226]

well, muslims have been around forever.

Well, if you define "forever" as "since the 7th century."

On an unrelated note, every time I see Spata's new avatar, I think it's MDP...

 

[aviator41]

Well, if you define "forever" as "since the 7th century."

On an unrelated note, every time I see Spata's new avatar, I think it's MDP...

In this case, I define "forever" as a sarcastic innuendo, nothing more, nothing less.