Dumb asses

[Timmy59]

WHY GRANDPAS ARE DIFFERENT
Have you ever wondered what the difference is between grandmothers and grandfathers? Well, here it is:
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning, he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time--pancakes, ice cream, candy--just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with Grandma?" he asked.

"Not really, Papa, it was boring. We didn't see a single *******, piece of chit, horse's a$$, socialist left wing Obama lover, blind bastard, dip chit, Muslim camel bumper, or son of a B**** anywhere we went! We just
drove around, and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun."

Yup I am a GRANDPA..

 

[DavidMcmillan]

If only we could get the general public to read, and understand, the threads from OSA.

What a wonderful world it would be....

 

[TerryMiller]

Well, let me try to top this topic...

...here in Indiana, there are a number of traffic circles, and Carmel, Indiana (north side of Indianapolis) seems to have a monopoly on those crazy things. A lot of the drivers seem to think that if their bumper is just inches into the circle, they have the full right of way, regardless of who is already in the circle.

 

[SoonerP226]

While you are at it quit turning into the far lane and that solid line means do not cross over.

And just because I have enough room to do a panic stop to avoid hitting you, that does NOT mean that you have enough room to pull out in front of me. Some jackwagon in Slaughterville just about bought my mom a new car on Sunday; I was tooling along Highway 77 bringing my handicapped brother home from church, in the right lane where I belonged, when the aforementioned jackwagon in a minivan makes a left turn onto the highway from Slughterville road.

No big deal; at that place, US 77 is four lanes plus a turn lane. Surely he'll turn into the left lane like he's supposed to.

Yeah, no. He swings his minivan right on over into the right lane--where I was--so he got to hear the song of my people (You're an Effing Dumbass in E Flat Major). All I can say is thank God for modern antilock brakes and for the left lane being empty.

 

[Jcann]

Well the people here in OKC especially Edmond OK will soon have their fill of traffic circles ie, roundabouts.

 

[kirk1978]

Hmmm, I read the title of this thread and was sure we were scheduling another meet and greet. The subject matter actually threw me off.

 

[Louro]

Yeah and speed up to the highway speed limit when merging. Don't do 45 in a 70 and expect everyone else to let you in.

You suppose to move over. LOL

 

[RETOKSQUID]

If only we could get the general public to read, and understand, the threads from OSA.

What a wonderful world it would be....

Nah, the wittle wabies would be triggered, and need a safe space. Effing liberal ps!

Dumb ass’s & cell phones.....
In Oct. 2014 my wife and I went to OKC and are at a stop light going to turn left with my signal on.

Stupid 22 y.o. girl was speeding up behind us on her cell phone, mind you no traffic in the other 2 lanes on the right and no on coming traffic. She nails us, ruptures our gas tank, totals my feed truck.

After the cops show up I go over the cops and the girl. and the dumb ass chick has the nerve to say to me, oh it’s my fault? I thought you hit me. The cop looks at me and just shakes his head amazed.

Was she a blond by chance ?

 

[Legend]

I see a lot of people who can't navigate them when the lights are working.

 

[John6185]

Why does everyone honk at me? If everyone was like you and me what a wonderful world this would be.