What kills me is the crazy use of reflexive pronouns as the subject of a sentence. I literally received an email from an executive at the company I work for with a sentence that started like this....
Myself and Tom will be available to answer questions about blah blah blah....
I'm surrounded by imbeciles at work.
Myself and Tom will be available to answer questions about blah blah blah....
I'm surrounded by imbeciles at work.