Who are the bigger A-hole drivers

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SoonerP226

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Poll Fail : Texans in anything they get behind the wheel of
Oh, I think Florida Man has them beat. I got stuck behind Florida Man at lunch today. He stopped at a green light, and I don’t mean he slowed down for a red light that turned green while he was slowing—it was solid green when he slowed and came to a complete stop. In the left lane of a multi-lane arterial road, no less.

I’m pretty sure he thought he was in a land run and was planning on staking his claim on that chunk of street; despite the cars passing him in the right lane, he didn’t budge from the spot until we got a break and were able to move right and go around him.

And if anyone thinks Okies are a-holes in cars, nobody honked at him, not even once. We just went around him, wondering if he’d been sampling the wares at the dispensary…
 

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BMW or Subaru ?
Vinnie Montez talks about the Subaru drivers in his comedy routines. He’s a cop from Colorado, and he peppers them into his bits, like telling his fellow cop “the Subaru drivers won’t like that” when he’s getting ready to go inside a house to get rid of a bear. My favorite was when he asked the audience if there were any Subaru drivers asking them, then when they started to respond, he cut them off with “Shut up. Nobody cares.”
 

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