Winner!

[briarcreekguy]

No problem. The beer helps, trust me.

Just be thankful she didn't land her crazy hooks in you and you got away clean. Mine drug me in with chains like some kind of 36DD version of the Hellraiser dude.

Dude, I didn't know my ex-wife was ever married to anyone in Tulsa! Just kidding, as my ex doesn't keep a husband that long! I was hubby no. 1 and the last I heard she was on no. 4. But the 36 DD Hellraiser description fits her pretty well!

 

[870WingBlaster]

Yep. Girls are mean. Besides, you guys got all the good toys!!

like 70 series Colts?

BTW I got a new Ruger 1911

 

[Mr.357Sig]

A cat can give birth to kittens in the oven, but that don't make 'em biscuits.

 

[piston10]

A cat can give birth to kittens in the oven, but that don't make 'em biscuits.

The sky is blue when chickens dance the tango, but only on Tuesday.

 

[Vamoose]

Right up there with Mac the Barman in My Darling Clementine.

Wyatt Earp (played by Henry Fonda) to Mac the Barman: "Mac, you ever been in love?"
Mac the Barman responds: "No, I've been a bartender all my life."

 

[Popjim]

Can you herd professionals?

 

[wsm929rr]

She sounds batshit crazy. Best to just give a "thanks come again" and run a way.

 

[mightymouse]

Just got off the phone with the Young Professionals (who) Are Like Cats Association of America, and they confirmed that their members cannot get butt hurt by anything that is said on this here forum. That is all.

 

[piston10]

She sounds batshit crazy. Best to just give a "thanks come again" and run a way.

This is what I did. I'm not left speechless very often, but this time I was.

 

[Sanjuro82]

This is what I thought of when I read that "response":