Neighbor issues.. my lawn is not a toilet!

[BadgeBunny]

I had a big black Lab that, if I turned the hose on him, would roll over and lay on the ground, kicking his legs in the air and moaning and groaning as he enjoyed getting soaked

That danged Biscuit will jump around and bark and snap at the water and generally act the fool like nothing you have ever seen before. If you leave him to his own devices he will chew up the sprinkler and the hose and then be heart-broken when it doesn't work anymore. Thanks to him I have a regular hose that I now use as a sprinkler hose ... LOL

He puts on quite a show!

 

[NikatKimber]

That danged Biscuit will jump around and bark and snap at the water and generally act the fool like nothing you have ever seen before. If you leave him to his own devices he will chew up the sprinkler and the hose and then be heart-broken when it doesn't work anymore. Thanks to him I have a regular hose that I now use as a sprinkler hose ... LOL

He puts on quite a show!

We discovered our GSD does the same thing this last week.

 

[Glocktogo]

I had an aussie shepherd that loved biting at the water. She'd do it all day if you let her!

 

[BadBadJohn]

http://m.wikihow.com/Stand-up-for-Yourself
Dude I dont get it! Are you a woman?
kick the **** out of one or both of the owners. Be known as the CRAZY guy not the push over. Few hours in jail and a court date, big deal.

ou

You probably shouldn't own a gun.....

 

[waltham41]

Of course those options could also work on the owner...

I can picture being out there in loafers and a bath robe watering the lawn with a hose in one hand and a beer in the other at 7am when they come by... give 'em a good dousing and then salute with the brew in hand.

LOL not a bad idea..... give them one to the hip with the water hose

 

[twocan]

ou

You probably shouldn't own a gun.....

But I do..... And i tried kicking the **** out of my neighbor once!
He had me whipped after rolling around five minets. But i got my point across and we get along great now.

 

[purplehaze]

or a homicidal maniac... so, which is it? hmmm

LOL ... no kidding ... I had a dog like that once ... He's Positive Discontent's baby now ...



I didn't say anything about firecrackers ... And I didn't assault anyone with my water hose ... I'm just an old, handicapped lady watering my poor dead lawn ...

 

[HMFIC]

Solution. Get an old pair of shoes that you are about to throw away, step in dog mess with both shoes and go visit the neighbor with a plate of cookies and say "hey, I know we have had a few problems but I'm sorry for the way I acted. I thought I would come over and make up. I just thought I would leave you these!" make sure you turn your shoes in the carpet a few times to try and get all dog crap off! If they ask what the smell is just tell em you stepped in their dogs crap on the way over! No big deal.

ROFL! I like it.

 

[Hump66]

Solution. Get an old pair of shoes that you are about to throw away, step in dog mess with both shoes and go visit the neighbor with a plate of cookies and say "hey, I know we have had a few problems but I'm sorry for the way I acted. I thought I would come over and make up. I just thought I would leave you these!" make sure you turn your shoes in the carpet a few times to try and get all dog crap off! If they ask what the smell is just tell em you stepped in their dogs crap on the way over! No big deal.

Free carpet fertilizer.

 

[tRidiot]

Don't put poo in the mailbox... federal property. Don't mess with that.