Wannamachers---

[RidgeHunter]

^^^^^

I have a theory that Airgas in Tulsa compresses farts and pumps them in through the HVAC system continuously at Wannemachers. Last time I was there, I know someone or something was farting on me from above. It's inexplicable.

 

[chr_edw]

I doubt I will go. Not really in the mood to walk around elbow to elbow to find a $600 used glock. The stuff I like I can usually find any day from one of our great local dealers or worst case get in a few days delivered to my door step.

Seriously though I will probably just save the cash to get my AR finished up this next week.

 

[JD8]

^^^^^

I have a theory that Airgas in Tulsa compresses farts and pumps them in through the HVAC system continuously at Wannemachers. Last time I was there, I know someone or something was farting on me from above. It's inexplicable.

I will say that most years I drink a good amount of dark beer the night before..... don't really plan it..... just happens.

 

[cjjtulsa]

You gonna have your table at the top of the stairs this year?

You mean I may have been walking past J.B. all these years and didn't know it?

 

[JB Books]

You gonna have your table at the top of the stairs this year?

I haven't been there in a long time. I usually only go on Fridays. Hate the crowds.

 

[JB Books]

You mean I may have been walking past J.B. all these years and didn't know it?

I'm sneaky like that.

 

[peanut]

I haven't been there in a long time. I usually only go on Fridays. Hate the crowds.

It's been about 4 shows since I've seen you at your spot. Are you not doing that anymore?

 

[henschman]

I will be there all day Sunday... I will be checking out scoped rifles by sighting them on people's heads across the room. Also, you know that crackling sound you hear every couple minutes? That will be me tasing every dealer who wastes my time by stopping me and then offering some ridiculous price/trade for whatever I'm carrying. I'm on a strict schedule dammit... if you **** up my Minutes Per Row, your ass will be tased. Also, all dealers who try to BS me regarding firearms will be brutalized by my superior knowledge until they cry in front of their potential customers. I will be the guy with a mustache in a plaid shirt with jeans and cowboy boots -- all dumbass dealers and aisle-blockers, you are warned. If you see me comin down the aisle like I'm on a mission, stay the **** out of my way. And if you see me give you the look, it will be too late... you will know it when you see it though. It means you just got took advantage of by a hustler.

 

[green_machine]

and guys, don't forget to carry around a note pad to write down the price of a certain gun and check at every booth for price. and it's not nice to point lights and lasers over peoples heads cause it's really effing annoying. and wear a camo BP vest cause a gun goes off at every show.

 

[bigchuck83]

you know that crackling sound you hear every couple minutes? That will be me tasing every dealer who wastes my time by stopping me and then offering some ridiculous price/trade for whatever I'm carrying. I'm on a strict schedule dammit... if you **** up my Minutes Per Row, your ass will be tased.

^ Pretty darn great idea. I on the other hand will keep people from trying to crowd to close by eating large amounts of chili for dinner tonight and friday.