The simple NO SOLICITING sign and security camera cut the doorbell rings down. If its anyone besides kids that don't know what the sign means, I don't answer.
"warning! Tresspassers will be violated."
I would have called the cops and tell them your interpretation of his threats was to do you bodily harm and rape your wife.
Let the brainiac talk his way out of that for an hour or so.
Yeah...and then get a doorbell chime that has the theme from deliverance.
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