Had a situation at my front door this evening

[GUN DOG]

It was last Sat. perfect discription but had a brown shirt no tie.

 

[LightningCrash]

The simple NO SOLICITING sign and security camera cut the doorbell rings down. If its anyone besides kids that don't know what the sign means, I don't answer.

Doesn't help here. Vivint keeps coming by, even after I told them they're not allowed on my property (they rang my doorbell after 9pm FFS).

 

[Apogee]

I would have called the cops and tell them your interpretation of his threats was to do you bodily harm and rape your wife.

Let the brainiac talk his way out of that for an hour or so.

 

[HMCS(FMF)Ret.]

"warning! Tresspassers will be violated."

Yeah...and then get a doorbell chime that has the theme from deliverance.

 

[Jwryan84]

I would have called the cops and tell them your interpretation of his threats was to do you bodily harm and rape your wife.

Let the brainiac talk his way out of that for an hour or so.

Sounds like a good shoot

 

[Danny Tanner]

My wife saw him walking down 150th in front of Charles Haskell Elementary this evening. She said she couldn't help but pull over and perform sexual pleasures for him again.

 

[Defnestor]

She get a free subscription?

 

[348]

What are you gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?

 

[BadgeBunny]

Yeah...and then get a doorbell chime that has the theme from deliverance.

THIS needs a "LIKE" button ...

 

[turkeyrun]

No soliciting sign. Idiot knocks on door. I open door. Idiot starts, "I saw your sign, but I knew you would want this."
I turn slightly to let him notice the condition 1 1911 in my hand.
He runs to his 'meat truck' and leaves.
A few minutes later, LEO stops by. Says idiot claims I pointed a gun at him.
LEO says, "I know him. If he had pointed at you, you would be bleeding. I suggest you read signs and act appropriately."
LEO followed him out of town before stopping by to share the laugh with me.


I don't believe in 1tth, I go for the lobotomy.