If you come to my house, I will frisk you for a gun,Guns are mandatory to come on my property.
Flash it, or flaunt it and you're welcome.
If you do not have one, I will issue you one.
If you come to my house, I will frisk you for a gun,Guns are mandatory to come on my property.
Flash it, or flaunt it and you're welcome.
If you come to my house, I will frisk you for a gun,
If you do not have one, I will issue you one.
My brother sold Kirby vacuums for a little while. Awesome product; HORRIBLE sales tactics (right down there with Craftmatic beds, ugh)--just buy them at garage/estate sales and save yourself a whole lot of aggravation. I think I'd rather suck up my pride and collect welfare checks than sell Kirbys. Or Craftmatics.They will offer a free room of carpet shampooing because they make you sit through a demonstration of the entire system. The shampoo part is the final attachment they show. They have to offer something to get in the door. So it's 1 free room shampoo and they will typically carry around laundry detergent to give as gifts also. They aren't trying to sell you shampoo services. They want you to buy a $1000 vacuum.
No soliciting sign. Idiot knocks on door. I open door. Idiot starts, "I saw your sign, but I knew you would want this."
I turn slightly to let him notice the condition 1 1911 in my hand.
He runs to his 'meat truck' and leaves.
A few minutes later, LEO stops by. Says idiot claims I pointed a gun at him.
LEO says, "I know him. If he had pointed at you, you would be bleeding. I suggest you read signs and act appropriately."
LEO followed him out of town before stopping by to share the laugh with me.
I don't believe in 1tth, I go for the lobotomy.
Try this next time. Open door. Stand there and say nothing, just stare. I find that they leave pretty fast.
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If you come to my house, I will frisk you for a gun,
If you do not have one, I will issue you one.
That would work.Try this next time. Open door. Stand there and say nothing, just stare. I find that they leave pretty fast.
And quoted Deliverance lines.
You sure have pretty lips.
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