Have You Noticed

[Chief Sapulpa]

...venereal disease spreading...

Need some receipts on this...

 

[TedKennedy]

Need some receipts on this...

No receipts. Word was she gave some nasty stuff to Vince Gill, who gave it to some tart he was screwing. Said tart gave it to her hubby, divorce followed.

 

[yukonjack]

TV folks no longer pronounce the “T” in words. Important is now imporant, I just heard one reporting on the Russian events and it was president puin. And some in their reports of the mini-sub failure were calling it “Tian”

Is there a shortage of T’s?

I correct my grandkids all the time about this. And then there is the idiot Mayor in NYC. It’s PIZZA not PISSA.

 

[THAT Gurl]

No receipts. Word was she gave some nasty stuff to Vince Gill, who gave it to some tart he was screwing. Said tart gave it to her hubby, divorce followed.

Lol, that's a HOOT!!

 

[jackinok09]

What torques me is the so called reporters on tv that can't even talk. Every other word is uh..somebody uh got uh ran over uh with you know uh by you know a truck today uh because it uh took you know uh 5 minutes for uh this uh reporter to tell uh them to uh you know uh move. Somebody uh needs uh to you know uh pay my uh college uh you know uh bills. It's just uh like uh too much uh since I uh bought a a uh you know uh masters in uh broadcasting... .

 

[THAT Gurl]

What torques me is the so called reporters on tv that can't even talk. Every other word is uh..somebody uh got uh ran over uh with you know uh by you know a truck today uh because it uh took you know uh 5 minutes for uh this uh reporter to tell uh them to uh you know uh move. Somebody uh needs uh to you know uh pay my uh college uh you know uh bills. It's just uh like uh too much uh since I uh bought a a uh you know uh masters in uh broadcasting... .

Evan Onstot drives me daft ...

 

[Chuckie]

The panoply of vernacular presentations commonly referred to as drawls across the Suthron regions are as sweet music to my ears. In the days before the Borgish monoculture began it’s brutal cultural assimilation under the guise of Walmart, I could generally nail down the place of origin of most suthroners within very few sentences. When I was at Mickey Mouse Institute, the lilting tones from Judson Baptist Girls College were as a carillon at sunset. My my my... The Suthron drawl is the most natural progression of that kindred tongue from which it did derive. Cousins, separated by centuries and oceans, when fairly met will find easy discourse betwixt the Gaelic brogue of Eire and Scotia and our own fair Suthron estate.

However, the nasally screeching of nails on chalkboard, that vulgar expulsion of breath generally misnomered as speech by the inhabitants of the dismal northern climes will forever be anathema to my senses.

You have a most eloquent way with word-smithing, If I may say so

 

[Buck98]

I mean . . . it might not have started this, but it definitely started something . . .

That was the beginning of the best 4 minutes of the movie.

 

[Buck98]

P.S.- There's no "s" after WAL-MART!

There’s no “s” between the “WAL & MART” either.

 

[C_Hallbert]

TV folks no longer pronounce the “T” in words. Important is now imporant, I just heard one reporting on the Russian events and it was president puin. And some in their reports of the mini-sub failure were calling it “Tian”

Is there a shortage of T’s?

They be a try’n ta reduce the impact on climate change by verbally abbreviating words broadest on da news media.