Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Butt, Dies

[71buickfreak]

Oh Brother, where art thou... lips.

 

[71buickfreak]

Have some coke and a smile.

I'd like my bro to eat the coke
That rest b'tween mah cheeks.
It's the real thing, baby...

 

[AKguy1985]

whitney houston sez Crack iz wack

 

[ignerntbend]

The fact that A preceeds B does not mean that A causes B . He ate cocaine from his brothers butt then he died? Prove that the first thing caused the second thing or stfu. Lighteningcrash will be in later to put a Latin name to this fallacy. Does this means that no one should ever eat cocaine from his brothers butt? I don't think so

 

[superdave65]

that must have been some crappy cocaine

 

[steelhorse]

There's no tellin' what it was "packed with".

 

[RidgeHunter]

The fact that A preceeds B does not mean that A causes B . He ate cocaine from his brothers butt then he died? Prove that the first thing caused the second thing or stfu. Lighteningcrash will be in later to put a Latin name to this fallacy. Does this means that no one should ever eat cocaine from his brothers butt? I don't think so

Pure gold, folks. Pure gold.

 

[.45Fats]

 

[rhodesbe]

I've been trying to rewrite various cocaine songs to be about buttcoke since this story broke, but sadly I have failed.

Sorry guise.

'buttcoke'

I can't breathe.

 

[71buickfreak]

The fact that A preceeds B does not mean that A causes B . He ate cocaine from his brothers butt then he died? Prove that the first thing caused the second thing or stfu. Lighteningcrash will be in later to put a Latin name to this fallacy. Does this means that no one should ever eat cocaine from his brothers butt? I don't think so

Since you didn't use the OSA-spec sarcasm font (Comic Sans), I have to ass-ume you are being serious.

It seems pretty obvious that the brother who went to Kansas on his own sibling in the backside of a po-leece car swallowed a baggy of coke. Once it hit his stomach, the baggy either melted in the stomach acid or simply tore open in the "tossing of the salad" manuever, thereby dumping an ounce of coke directly into Cap'n Kansas' stomach. That amount of coke all at once will pretty much kill you instantly. The fact that it was in his brother mangina is just a brown herring. If he died from E coli, then it could be attri-butt-ed to the fact that it was stored in the fudge factory.

Just keepin' it scientific....