this will be on 1,000 Ways To Die.
Since you didn't use the OSA-spec sarcasm font (Comic Sans), I have to ass-ume you are being serious.
It seems pretty obvious that the brother who went to Kansas on his own sibling in the backside of a po-leece car swallowed a baggy of coke. Once it hit his stomach, the baggy either melted in the stomach acid or simply tore open in the "tossing of the salad" manuever, thereby dumping an ounce of coke directly into Cap'n Kansas' stomach. That amount of coke all at once will pretty much kill you instantly. The fact that it was in his brother mangina is just a brown herring. If he died from E coli, then it could be attri-butt-ed to the fact that it was stored in the fudge factory.
Just keepin' it scientific....
When you want to get downI've been trying to rewrite various cocaine songs to be about buttcoke since this story broke, but sadly I have failed.
Sorry guise.
When you want to get down
eat from the brown round
buttcoke
When your stuck in a rut
eat the bag in his butt
buttcoke
When the day has been a stinker
snort the bag from his sphincter
buttcoke
his butt lied, his butt lied, his butt lied
buttcoke.
Maybe that will get you started..................like the white stuff he farted......
about the last two minutes. lol I just read it, and it popped in my head. I am a natural. loli bet you spent all day thinking of that didnt you!!??
If you're out in the rain
And you're feelin' no pain
Cremains...
If grandpa is dead
But he's still in your head
Cremains...
If momma is gone
But you wanna ride on
Cremains...
If poopgiggle's banned
And you're makin' a stand
Cremains....
I like it.Biggsly, it's just that I couldn't top my magnum opus cocaine song parody from the thread where people snorted human ashes.
Natural selection at work.
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