Remember this when you cash in your lotto ticket!

[dennishoddy]

I rarely buy a lotto ticket, only when its up for really big money.
I make the clerk turn the screen toward me so I can see when it says winner or loser.
The $200 million dollar pots aren't enough money to bother with. When it gets close to a billion, I'm interested.

 

[Mos Eisley]

My wife is an accountant for a grocery chain in KC. She told me that an employee once stole several rolls of scratchers from one of the stores. Of course he was immediately busted when he tried cashing one of them in. What kind of idiot thinks he can steal something that has verifiable serial numbers and then try to cash them in?

 

[dennishoddy]

My wife is an accountant for a grocery chain in KC. She told me that an employee once stole several rolls of scratchers from one of the stores. Of course he was immediately busted when he tried cashing one of them in. What kind of idiot thinks he can steal something that has verifiable serial numbers and then try to cash them in?

Dumb assed thieves.