The Oklahoma "I somehow got a good line of credit and have no purpose in life" Special

[jackinok09]

Knew a fellow a few yrs back who bought a new ford pickup drove it off the lot and straight to get highest lift he could. Picked it up there to drive home rolled it and totalled it before he made it home. Of course insurance and warranty wouldn't cover it.

 

[BillPenn]

Absolutely not safe!

 

[BillM]

If he lifted the trailer he wouldn't have it very long if he was traveling east and west on our interstates. Especially just east of Denver and east of Flagstaff.

And they call the wind Maria...

 

[mr ed]

I ran into a fellow Jeep driver at one of the local gun clubs. Dude had a Rubicon with a massive lift; ruggedized suspension and oversized wheels and tires; winch and aftermarket steel bumper on the front; auxiliary Rotapax fuel and water tanks attached to the back...yadda yadda. We get chatting and I ask "where do you off-road around here?"

His response, with a totally straight face and not a hint of shame: "Oh, I never take this off-road."

Probably leaves it in the garage on snow days too.

 

[Oklahomabassin]

How delicate

Lol. Not talking about the automobile.