Wish I could say it was the stripper but other than her job she was fairly normal we just wound up having different ideas about how to spend our lives. Craziest I've ever dated and the one that makes me cringe the most was a little redheaded gal with a very nice body, beautiful eyes and who was the devil walking on earth. That one made me give up on redheads.
I proposed to my first wife a couple of months after she pulled a gun on me that I bought her. That was four years I wish I had back. Does that count?
This is the only way to live. I couldn't date a non-crazy if I tried at this point. I thrive on it. I like to think of it like bull riding. If I stay in the relationship longer than the last guy, I'm more skilled/tougher. The rest of my life is fairly mundane, so I take my risks with women. Otherwise, I'm bored.
I'm ahead of the last guy by 9 months right now.
when's she due?
This is something I would do if I was the marrying type. I don't even want to talk about the craziest because it just makes me sound stupid, and it's only funny to guys like me. And yeah, it's my current.
Strangest was a really cute brunette a few years older than me who raised by a hippie single mom who "unschooled" her at home, which meant she read (whatever she wanted), built computers and messed around on the new dial-up connection. She rarely left her room, a habit that was still ingrained. She was so strange and awkward, but in a "what are these humans?" way, not a shy, nervous way like me.
She broke up with me via email while I was out of town for work when we had plans that night. Last I heard she was married to one of her exes who moved across the country for her and was having his baby. She may have been autistic in hindsight.
I dont know where to start. My last ex was a hypochondriac. She also pretended to be pregnant for a year. I've had my fair share of crazy women.
Exactly. I could share the stories, but nobody would even believe them.
Pretending to be pregnant for a year is one thing. And that wasnt the worst she ever did.
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