Now I'm worried. The VA scheduled me for a sleep study next month to determine if I have sleep apnea. In addition to hooking me up to an EKG and O2 sensor, 'ya think they gonna shove some type of 'fart-o-meter' up my bung?
Nothing better than a LIVELY DISCUSSION, to get my day started right!
When was the last time you went out after the cows have grazed, got their fill, are laying down chewing their cud and parked your rear on the ground, leaned your back up against their front shoulder, and sat there a while?
I am gonna guess never!
The cows dont open their mouths and let it rip to see who can be the loudest like we sometimes do.
They do release gas, it is just not loud.
You have to be up close and personal in their space to realize this.
If your back is leaned up against their shoulder, not only will you hear the burp, but you'll feel it in your back!
We don't have any LAP COWS!
Easy fix here, for each person killed 2 tons less CO2 emitted. Problem solved.
We can start with the leftwingnuts!
. . . and kids, that's how 'Soylent Green' came about 
Ever notice when standing with wife and talking to other woman and and one of the lady's breaks wind they all hold their noses and look at the man!
Am I the only one one who didn’t see anything about cow farts in the article.WTF? I graduated Mustang High but can somewhat read.
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