Was easy last year. We got into a big blowout over something and I got mad and punched the fake Christmas tree. Broke it in half. She had to throw it all away. And then I had to go out and buy her a new one this year. Trying to keep the temper under control, that was an expensive tree she picked out...
A feller has to be pretty piised to punch a Christmas tree. That's like kickin a puppy. How big of a turd did you feel like when you came back to your senses?
LOL