Somewhere on some ladies site, there is a thread very similar to this and I am at least one of the posts.
Ha ha ha
And if the sisters are on there maybe 3 of the posts. 
There are two kinds of men in this world: men who have wrestled a knife out of woman's hand and slept soundly next to her that same night, and those who haven't.
I would guess you and I are of the same group.
True story (as I remember it anyways)
We were rigging up and had just finished the morning safety meeting.
One of the guys comes up and says " I need in the first aid kit in your trailer".
I reply "you can't be hurt we haven't done anything".
He replies "no I have this cut place on my arm, I took this knife (holding up a nice 4" knife) away from the gal I was with last night, but she nicked me with it first".
His running mate later commented "yeah she went after him, she thought he was flirting with some other drunk chick. I kind of hate that, she was kind of nice looking, she even had teeth."
That is as I remember it.
Been there, done that.
I don't think I've dated a woman that wasn't screwed up in some way. A good friend of mine says the looney bitches are just drawn to me for some reason. Best piece of advice I was ever given, and have given to my own sons is... "All women are crazy, but you have to figure out which flavor of crazy you can live with." My wife is a lunatic, but she's the love of my life and I'll keep her as long as I can.
My second ex-wife came home from work one evening. She worked for a power company. I was relaxing reading the paper. She said they watched a safety film that day. She asked me what do you think the number one cause of burns are for men? I said uhh not sure. She then says, Wives pouring boiling water on their husbands genitils while they are sleeping. She then abruptly turns around and walks in the kitchen. To this day, I still sleep with my right hand over the jewels.
I may have had some experience in this arena, but a gentleman does not discuss such things.
Plus, Google indexes the hell out of this place, and she might find me.
I don't know if she qualified as crazy or not, but years ago I was sitting at a table in a bar when this mamasita came in looking for someone; unfortunately, it turned out to be the guy at the next table. He never saw what hit him--she stormed up right behind him and backhanded him into next week. It was like something out of a move--she literally knocked him out of his chair, knocking the table over and almost getting me with his half a pitcher of beer in the process (fortunately, I was quite a bit younger and significantly more agile). If I hadn't seen it myself, I'd've sworn she'd hit him with a baseball bat, but it was just the back of her hand...
Plus, Google indexes the hell out of this place, and she might find me.
I don't know if she qualified as crazy or not, but years ago I was sitting at a table in a bar when this mamasita came in looking for someone; unfortunately, it turned out to be the guy at the next table. He never saw what hit him--she stormed up right behind him and backhanded him into next week. It was like something out of a move--she literally knocked him out of his chair, knocking the table over and almost getting me with his half a pitcher of beer in the process (fortunately, I was quite a bit younger and significantly more agile). If I hadn't seen it myself, I'd've sworn she'd hit him with a baseball bat, but it was just the back of her hand...
Pretty much every woman I dated in my youth was a crazy bi&ch. Most were redheads for some reason. One of the strangest wanted me to hit her when we had sex. Never could bring myself to do it except for the night she pulled a gun on me and then I just had no choice. A couple were strippers, one wanted to be a hooker, etc, etc.
I think the woman I am married to now is the only sane one in the whole bunch, and she is a redhead too.
I think the woman I am married to now is the only sane one in the whole bunch, and she is a redhead too.
With the exception that yours worked and asked about burns our second ex's could be related. Mine asked about the cause of head injuries in married men. Cast iron skillets.
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