Here's the second to worst: It's a "cut and paste" of a message I sent to a friend who wanted to know how my date had gone.
Met for drinks, she was snarky and off putting. Had just moved here from California and thought everyone in Oklahoma was backassward. She was insulting to the point of saying "I saw pictures of your daughter on FB and she's kinda ugly, who was this person you procreated with?"...insulted my teeth, had put one of the messages I sent her as a post on reddit... the date was OVER at that point (as she ordered nachos and another round of drinks on my tab) and I drifted in and out of consciousness while she babbled about her past sexual exploits, her white trash living situation and roommates. When we went to part ways I walked her to her car and gave her a one armed side hug...which she commented "I only get a one armed hug?"... to which I coldly replied "yes, have a good night" and walked to my car. When I got home I found she had sent a sarcastic message saying that it was a good thing I didn't invite her over as her clothes smelled like smoke from the bar and she would have to have gotten right out of them. I sent her back a message saying I was really glad she didn't come over as I would have hated myself in the morning and that I found her rude and insulting...pardon the language here but she was a real cuntcake.
The absolute worst date ever is posted below.
Also a cut and paste of a message sent to a friend. Some of you may know her as "keifer girl".
right after I had split with my ex wife I decided I wanted to "flex my new found freedom" and decided to drop all standards and just go meet someone. It was a nightmare. ..she showed up already drunk, no money, no gas in her car to follow me to a bar...didn't seem to understand that I'm a gentleman and would have bought her drinks for her. So we decided to just walk around a park and talk (I'd already decided nothing was gonna happen and was just trying to get through the evening at this point)...she compared and contrasted the quality of treatment in the local area jails, told me she had no teeth just dentures, she was into roller derby and had torn the carpet out of her house so she could skate inside, had her kids taken by DHS...Holy **** the most trashy girl I've ever met. The evening thankfully ended early as the park was closed and a Bixby pd officer showed up to enforce the park curfew. Now, I have no problem with talking to and dealing with law enforcement...but this chick started freaking and getting all sketchy. ..then the name she gave to the officer wasn't the same name she had given to me. While the cop was running our info I sat calmly while she grew more and more nervous. I asked her if she had any warrants and she said she "wasn't sure"... The officer came back and asked us to leave the park, have a good night and be safe...she wanted to continue the "date" but I was BEYOND done. I dropped her off at her car, hauled ass out of there and did about 4 turnbacks/wrong turns to make sure I hadn't been followed...believe it or not she didn't get the hint and tried messaging and calling me for several days after that! ...I was so traumatized by the incident it was almost a year before I tried internet dating again!
Met for drinks, she was snarky and off putting. Had just moved here from California and thought everyone in Oklahoma was backassward. She was insulting to the point of saying "I saw pictures of your daughter on FB and she's kinda ugly, who was this person you procreated with?"...insulted my teeth, had put one of the messages I sent her as a post on reddit... the date was OVER at that point (as she ordered nachos and another round of drinks on my tab) and I drifted in and out of consciousness while she babbled about her past sexual exploits, her white trash living situation and roommates. When we went to part ways I walked her to her car and gave her a one armed side hug...which she commented "I only get a one armed hug?"... to which I coldly replied "yes, have a good night" and walked to my car. When I got home I found she had sent a sarcastic message saying that it was a good thing I didn't invite her over as her clothes smelled like smoke from the bar and she would have to have gotten right out of them. I sent her back a message saying I was really glad she didn't come over as I would have hated myself in the morning and that I found her rude and insulting...pardon the language here but she was a real cuntcake.
The absolute worst date ever is posted below.
Also a cut and paste of a message sent to a friend. Some of you may know her as "keifer girl".
right after I had split with my ex wife I decided I wanted to "flex my new found freedom" and decided to drop all standards and just go meet someone. It was a nightmare. ..she showed up already drunk, no money, no gas in her car to follow me to a bar...didn't seem to understand that I'm a gentleman and would have bought her drinks for her. So we decided to just walk around a park and talk (I'd already decided nothing was gonna happen and was just trying to get through the evening at this point)...she compared and contrasted the quality of treatment in the local area jails, told me she had no teeth just dentures, she was into roller derby and had torn the carpet out of her house so she could skate inside, had her kids taken by DHS...Holy **** the most trashy girl I've ever met. The evening thankfully ended early as the park was closed and a Bixby pd officer showed up to enforce the park curfew. Now, I have no problem with talking to and dealing with law enforcement...but this chick started freaking and getting all sketchy. ..then the name she gave to the officer wasn't the same name she had given to me. While the cop was running our info I sat calmly while she grew more and more nervous. I asked her if she had any warrants and she said she "wasn't sure"... The officer came back and asked us to leave the park, have a good night and be safe...she wanted to continue the "date" but I was BEYOND done. I dropped her off at her car, hauled ass out of there and did about 4 turnbacks/wrong turns to make sure I hadn't been followed...believe it or not she didn't get the hint and tried messaging and calling me for several days after that! ...I was so traumatized by the incident it was almost a year before I tried internet dating again!
