Are there any noises you can't stand?

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And I mean really can't stand. Noises that drive you out of your mind, so bad that you have to leave the room?

Mine:

– Anyone chewing anything. If I can hear you eating, you're doing it wrong.
– The rhythmic petting of pets (can't explain that one).
– People whose mouths click when they talk.
 

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- Children singing. It's creepy and terrifying.
- Children making that high-pitched shrieking sound.
- Hearing people breathing. Especially mouth breathers. (This is probably the one that makes me most angry. Exception for sleeping people.)
- Any gross noise people make while eating.
- People who constantly suck phlegm up the back of their throat.
- People who cough once loudly and violently like "HMMPH!" and then stop it at that. It literally hurts me for some reason. Finish out the coughing series with lesser coughs like "HMMPH hmmp hmpph hmmph".
- People who internalize their sneeze and try to muffle it. Let that **** out, man. It hurts to hear that.
- Rat dogs barking.
 

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First Worst Sound: "Ladies and Gentlemen, The President of the United States, Barrack Obama"

Next Worse Sound: anything he says

Third Worst Sound: Anything the wookie says.

Dave
 

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